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He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he's only interested in crimes against humanity.
But he'll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.
"Why won't this game let me lick the cops' boots? Open-world, my ass!"
Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation, money laundering...
I have played GTA5, and I didn't remember that until reminded. Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.
There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it's crime all the way down for these people.
Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):
PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.
because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.
I just can't shoot pretend cops.
Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?
Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a loser. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like "uh sorry the party is cancelled".
Not necessarily. There was talk in an email of 'the helicopter to St Bart's'. Curiously, the helicopter wasn't required to log every passenger.
Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake
Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait?
Just in case you need the hilarious context: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gina-rinehart-demanded-national-gallery-permanently-dispose-of-vincent-namatjira-portraits/news-story/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?amp
More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.
Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!
I think you misspelt "rich narcissist cunt"
Finally a use for AI.
...if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.
I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.
He's only into raping children and financial crimes.
Don't forget mass murder.
He'd rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0
I'll bring the huge stew pot
He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b
People always say that it doean't matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.
Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.
That's one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is "theirs" and it can't work for us. It's an obvious lie and we're not falling for it.
It's extra funny that he does that to hself. He could just shut up, but no. I remember when overwatch came out, and he claimed that he played a lot of overwatch. He also claimed to binge full metal alchemist. Around tye same time his child was born and he was obviously spending a lot of time with his child, while also working 20 hours a day 7 days a week. He could just shut up, no one cares, but he can't, because he's a sad little man who has to make up every accomplishment he never achieved.
The real issue is that this situation isn't fictional.
Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.
Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!
(IDK, I just don't like GTA's style of humor and stuff, also saw "free play" kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)
Nazis are kinda like the police in Wolfenstein, plus there are only arguments for shooting them.
I always liked the pig cops in Duke 3D.
Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.
He's getting near Netanyahu numbers of dead kids.
In an interview he was very reassuring the reporter that actually zero people died through those cuts. He admitted not knowing any specifics of what the consequences were but he was totally certain that the number of deaths was zero.
Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔
Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here...
the nature of his inability wasnt a moral one. it was just a skill issue
Exactly!
Well, GTA5 doesn't even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!
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