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You wouldn't download furniture (feditown.com)
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[–] matelt@feddit.uk 2 points 51 minutes ago

Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

Lol

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

something something ipman

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 39 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

So theres also a iphone?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 minutes ago

Yes...for sharpening your knives.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 51 points 9 hours ago

I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago

Alfred: What's a htub, Sir?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.

[–] galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Maybe they'll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Even Ipsets.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 minutes ago

The one in Ipswitch?

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 hours ago

it's always DNS

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

[–] dan@upvote.au 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

[–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Where can I get rainbowtables?

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow

[–] wedge@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Brilliant lol