Ha ha ha ha! Absolutely! 😁👌🥳
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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The Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS, /ˈsiːsɪs/; French: Service canadien du renseignement de sécurité, SCRS)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Security_Intelligence_Service
Sorry, eh? CSIS is our CIA, NSA, FBI, and DEA....kinda....
Of course, the real ~~anti-joke~~ answer is in the comments. Still interesting though.
The rcmp = fbi
The... Cissies?
slow clap
Well CSIS isn’t really our CIA, because it doesn’t operate in other countries. It’s more like the UK’s MI5. Our FBI is the RCMP. And our NSA would be the Communications Security Establishment (CSE).
CSIS and the CSE are kept in the loop via the Five Eyes, but they just keep track of shit going down in Canada, and let the CIA, MI6, and ASIS (Australia’s CIA) do the dirty work overseas.
Sorry
Don't worry aboht it
Well... aren't you polite