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[–] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Captains log. Captain ate corn, beets, and some kind of gelatinous mass. The mass appears undigested and still alive. Phasers set to yum.

[–] fedditter@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hahahhaha so funny 😂😂🤣🤣. Never saw that joke before xDDDD. Its a reference to a http code, right?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

301 is using the bottom of your shirt

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This joke is so old it’s been in mainstream movies even for like 5-10 years now.

[–] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

~~old~~ *a classic

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Which movies, exactly, is it in?

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Great. What the hell am I supposed to do with all the residual garbage now? Am I not supposed to dump memory in the first place?

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dammit Todd with the effort you put jnto writing that super clever message you coukd have just replaced the TP!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is why you always have a permanent marker handy though!

[–] programmerlexi@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

exception 0x0e PAGE_FAULT (not present)

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

IndexOutOfBoundsException: Index -1 out of bounds for length 0