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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Um, the most important one: πŸ–•

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This, it came in so many variations: three fingers read between the lines, slot machine, jack in the box, slow wind etc

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Slamming your left wrist across the inside of your right elbow while giving the finger with your right hand.

~Always a fan favorite.~

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Also

  • the "peekaboo fuck you" one hand covering the other, then moving the first hand for a middle finger reveal,
  • the one above, but you don't move the hand. The middle finger plays shy and peeks over the covering hand.
  • the "pick a finger" while madly wriggling every finger,
  • the "I've got something for you in my pocket" reveal,
  • blowing your thumb to inflate the middle finger,
  • like above, but you make trumpet noises to imitate playing a fanfare for the middle finger.
  • the ordinary extended middle finger, but pronating the hand to insinuate erectile dysfunction in the recipient
  • adjusting your glasses, this worked even better if you didn't wear glasses
  • picking or wiping your nose, or cleaning the outer ear, with the middle finger.
  • pointing out something in a book or other written or graphical material
  • after teaching people to count in binary on their fingers, you could just refer to 4
  • caressing a nipple with the middle finger. This one could be made even more inappropriate if you used an accomplish for the nipple.
  • the ordinary middle finger, but moving it in a "come here" motion. Only do this if you're sure that you're not about to get attacked or can defend yourself.

Tbh I kinda feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump right now, listing all the things you can do with shrimp.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You reminded me pf my favorite coffee mug:

Front:

Back:

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's also the one where you slowly lift up the middle finger by cranking its invisible handle with your other hand, as if there was a winch

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

While verbally indicating your offer of a spinning seat. I.e. "Why don't sit on this and spin?"

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I grew up in the 90s so we also had β€˜talk to the hand’ and β€˜whatever loser’.

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The using our fingers to create an L and putting above your fourhead to call someone a loser. Also she forgot the all time old school middle finger!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks! Id much rather have THAT one stuck in my head πŸ˜„

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you had little hair it was a fivehead.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Loser, loser, double loser, as if, field goal, whatever, get the picture, duhhh!

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Back then people would also simulate having a mental disability using their voice and/or their hand and almost no one was bothered by it.

[–] tquid@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When did the "simulated blowjob poking your cheek with your tongue" come out? That was advanced technology

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How about the one where you made a Spock hand and licked between your fingers

Edit: wait a minute it was a reverse peace sign but Spock hand is funnier I’m keeping it in

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

the "Cranking a box to get the Birdie" was a clever one.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget to make the tips touch

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

YOU NEVER MAKE THEM TOUCH!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Slow jerk was a speciality. It was difficult to stay hard for that

[–] kazerniel@piefed.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

this was hilarious 🀣 (never heard about that original jerk-off reaction either, fortunately it wasn't a thing in Hungary)

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The eye roll has entered the chat...

Also, fingers down the throat and the classic raspberry.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Gag Me move is 80s. The eye roll is just a basic human characteristic. Cave Teens were rolling their eyes at Cave Moms and Cave Dads. The Raspberry, too. I'm sure fart jokes have always been funny.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

An Austin Powers quote/ impression...

A commercial quote or impressions or tagline..

Some weird turn of phrase that existed in your friend group but no one knew why..

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll also throw in a Simpsons reference for ya

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cross arms over crotch "suck it"

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

We had so many more. The air quotes was a big one.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Off the top of my head I can think of wanker gesture, two fingers, belm face and jimmy hill/chinny reckon to express doubt (X).

And the French have loads!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Who tf even asks that?

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile there's an entire CATALOGUE of Humor from having watched PBS as a kid that the world is now only just waking up too. "Red Green", "Red Dwarf", "Black Adder", "Are you being served?", "Allo, Allo!", "Faulty Towers," "Monty Python." that shit was a reference GOLDMINE.