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[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 136 points 4 days ago (7 children)

unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 57 points 4 days ago

Like sex, an operating system is better when it's free

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I changed the $ in bash to § because fuck capitalism, keep your currency out of my free software

That's the currency in The Sims...

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How will you escape $var usage in scripts though :P

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've... never had to do that. What does it do?

[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

bash uses $ character to indicate variables. for example, you can see your current environment variables with the env command. then to see a specific variable echo $var to print its value.

scripts may call variables for a variety of reasons. one common case would be collecting information from the environment it's running under to determine whether it's compatible.

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[–] dry_water@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Got it, yeah someone else already explained it and it turns out I have used it

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm gonna tie you too the radiator, and grep you in the mouth for decades, and decades, and decades!

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

To the radiator. It’s not also.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid’s 1989 discontinuation of “The Grapist,” a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

The Onion, March 2002

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds pretty close to grope or grab.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

This is the weirdest boner yet.

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[–] psilotop@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago
[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 69 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Don't forget all the master/slave terminology

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Tbf, we're trying to get away from that one

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has there been “slave” anywhere for a while? The last time I can think is PATA, which is ancient by now.

It seems like most (all?) uses of “master” these days are in the sense of a “master copy”, which doesn’t really have a “master/slave” dynamic to it.

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[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And I’m so glad, and my boomer coworkers still complain

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't see the issue but I find Dom/Sub better anyway.

[–] libewa@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

USB-OTG should just have been named USB Power Bottom. That makes USB-Type-C the embodiment of a switch.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I've heard. I've always associated the terms with dom/sub play, not slavery.

I get the reasoning as to why, but it seems odd to me that the IT terms were fixated on, but not the engineering terms; "master" and "slave" are still the accepted terms in the context of hydraulic systems, for example.

It's also generally accepted that "retard" and "retarded" are generally acceptable terms when used in an engineering context. If we can accept that some terms are accepted in the a technical context, it seems inconsistent not to apply the same thinking to IT terminology.

Just more stuff to keep us bickering with each other so we don't look up and realize where all the real problems are coming from, imo.

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[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Or the process terminology: "How to kill parent?" "How to spawn child?" "How to terminate zombie child?" Kinda forked if you ask me.

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My worst search was "How to kill orphaned child" I didn't even think about how it sounded until I saw it typed out in the search box lol

I think the go-to option is an elaborate death trap that will prove to be easily escapable in the next episode.

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[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

"ffmpeg" 🤨

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bring out the GIMP

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

I just put my network card into promiscuous mode

[–] decolo@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

man finger

touch $it; nice -n 1 cat; fsck; shutdown

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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 22 points 4 days ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago

It's not, trust me. Now football, that is horny. Tight end, going deep, hand off.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Look who coined the terms. Like the Silicon Valley stoners/hippies who came up with bit, byte, and nibble.

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It's the man-in-the-Middle.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 15 points 4 days ago

"Ey gurl, don't act like you ain't see my pull request. Lemme deep scan dem packets."

Always with all the questions. You want in or not?

[–] rekabis@programming.dev 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They forgot master/slave in version control systems.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

You used to have master and slave processes too until it was changed to parent and child

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I like how the most prominent part of the screenshot is the person explaining the joke in an unfunny way

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