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[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there a word for a cross-language pun? It feels like there should be. Possibly something long and German.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sprachübergreifendes Wortspiel

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 10 points 1 week ago
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

I don’t know, but I know another good cross language number joke.

There are two cats having a race across a pond. An American cat named One Two Three, and a French cat named Un Duex Trois. Which cat one?

Tap for spoilerOne Two Three cat won, because Un Duex Trois cat sank.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Took me a moment because I had to consider shitty pronounciation of Spanish by a native speaker of English.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

..now say "trace" with a Spanish accent. I wouldn't call either "shitty," though. That's just what an accent is!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well - pronouncing "tres" as "trace" goes beyond an accent :) But point taken.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe Spanish from Spain? I did years of AV networking in Chicago and Mexicans pronounce both the same lol

[Edit] I might be overthinking it but if that sounds racist, what I mean is I've run thousands of wires (and often traced them) when I worked on the field as an AV and networking installer. Chicago has a large Mexican population so many of my coworkers and fellow tradesmen were Hispanic. I've heard both words a lot

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I always heard it "trays"

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Uh. This was physically painful but I must upvote because it fits the sub.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Where's the begrudging upvote button?

Haha, so bad. A real Dad joke