I don't know how it could get stupider than that, but I know you're right

rfk jr will reccomend roadkill, and wild game meat be introduced into circulation. Mostly raccoons meat.

New bubble is gambling on bumfights.

where everyone

Everyone in america*

Oi, fixed it for ya mate

There is currently a tropical storm out in the Atlantic Ocean that has been named Dolly how ironic would it be if it makes landfall in Florida and totally wipes it out.

I keep thinking that the next Katrina or Andrew or Helene scale hurricane is going to just make whatever part of the US it hits uninhabitable. Its going to be bad enough that nobody rebuilds in that area, and we have our first refugees.

It doesn't even have to be THAT bad. People living in floodplanes are largely uninsurable in more and more of the US, and because it's the US, there is no state-level fallback like more sensible places have. There is no real emergency aid anymore, since the conservatives have basically destroyed FEMA. There are no protective works anymore, because conservatives are stripping flood mitigation and resilient communities are now Woke and thus bad.

The US has never been less ready to deal with another big disaster, and the likelyhood of one is only increasing.

Its going to be bad enough that nobody rebuilds in that area, and we have our first refugees.

Literally what happened back during the original Katrina. A bunch of people from Louisiana picked up and moved to Houston permanently. Houston’s 2 million population grew by about 10 percent virtually overnight, straining all key city services such as schools, hospitals, emergency services and, particularly, public safety. This made a number of Houston Republicans extremely upset (Barbara Bush chief among them)

It has happened before. It will happen again.

Cant wait to hear the chief ramble about how america has the best refugees

I've always suspected the US is uniquely susceptible to the worse effects of climate change and a changing world.

Population too spread out to make public transport or cycling viable in the event of fuel shortages or distribution problems. Electricity also has to travel longer distances. Too reliant on AC, rather than passive insulation. A problem when fuel shortages and heat are combined.

And you're taking too long to go full in on renewables. For example, even ignoring the environmental benefits, solar panels are great at reducing power consumption when its hot/sunny. Hell, on a sunny day it's possible for a house to be giving back to the power grid, even with the AC on full.

Europe's also fucked, but at least the houses are well insulated, and solar adoption and AC use is skyrocketing. So when cities as far north as Paris hit 50C(122F) by 2050, as is possible assuming an unfortunately plausible 3.5C global warming, the number of deaths won't be catastrophic.

Of course, once agriculture's hit, shit's going to hit the fan globally. We'll get a taste of this in the coming year. Farmers have been suffering badly from climate change, high fuel prices, and high fertiliser prices also due to Hormuz.

but remember that climate change is fake news

Waiting for the big beautiful obituary

Well $300 cheeseburgers and diarhhea would do that to you.

American bad!!!

Because Americans are really that stupid and terrible. This is his second term.

theres no mechanism for this in the US. basically, we're stuck with him until he either dies or completes his term.