this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
452 points (97.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41682 readers
5188 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

We’ve had beans. We’ve had jeans. Why not deans?

[picture of Dean Pelton from Community]

top 46 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 4 points 11 hours ago

6 seasons and a movie

[–] Elshender@sh.itjust.works 37 points 23 hours ago

https://youtu.be/VwJDhsFmeuc?is=payurB8mD_hc44oI

I am in full support. We can call it Deandale.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.

Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey--

Jeff: Nope.

Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

Jeff: That did not happen.

Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me--

Jeff: Nope again.

Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me--

Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

Jeff: Shut up.

Dean: So I'm sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 12 hours ago

the entire evolution of humanity lead up to this crossover. deans and beans?

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mysteriousquote@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Do you dab? I dab. You should dab. (Go team Venture!)

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🎵 Well I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say 🎵

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say

Your checks will arrive on another day

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie

And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies

Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em

Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em

Barack Obama is scared o' me

Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free

Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what that was.

I don't know what that was!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Don't step, don't step to me.

I like coffee and water, don't step to me.

Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!

[–] SatansDaughter@quokk.au 31 points 1 day ago

This better not awaken anything in me

[–] lime@feddit.nu 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not even clever! You just keep using it as the word "change"!

[–] AXH@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

Guilty as chang'd

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] negativenull@piefed.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The brother is also Dean in another series!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

(flashback to at least two seasons of utter confusion caused by Dean not being Dean) 🫨

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This is the most correct answer of them all

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 18 hours ago

You have truly started something beautiful in our community

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking asshole.

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Ring a dean dean!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago

This is a trend I can get behind!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Why not Weens?

(incl: 1 Dean)

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Why can’t we have nerdy Stephen Millet instead of racist fuckwit Stephen Miller.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are the Deans I know, I know. These are the Deans I know.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey! That's our song! You don't get to use that song!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 4 points 21 hours ago

Come on, I'm Dean and my hands are so clean. In this moment, I am stapling!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

"E pluribus anus?"

[–] AXH@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Dean ya later!

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Unless they played Superman. That dude doesn't fuck.

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 5 points 1 day ago

Ill give you deans

[–] trashman@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If you insist:

Edit: Not many true Dean-heads on Lemmy, I'm gathering.