"Occupied" or "workin on it"
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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"Workin' on it" is perfect. I can't believe I've never heard that before!
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Want some ?
I shit louder.
Let the butt-song echo through the porcelain trumpet, that it might sound through the heavens.
Summon the butt-cracken.
Theoden: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep...one last time!
Gimli: Yes!
[runs off to blow the horn]
Yes, come in?
THANK GOD, I NEED A WITNESS!
"STOP! STOP! YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK IN!!"
Occupado homey
"The hole is in the right wall."
"Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!"
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
You're FINALLY here!
"Who is it?" is my go to.
βGo away! Baitinβ!β
I just say "occupied" with a certain degree of annoyance like "I'm in here now and I know you're out there and I'll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I'll be in here as long as I need to be".
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Giving credit is cool.
I stole this shitpost from reddit (as always) and the username was already censored
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Best answer I found even though I don't remember to apply it: just knock back.
This happened to me more than once in... Bulgaria, I think? It was a long time ago.
"I've been waiting for you"
Occupado is my go to
βJust as prophecy foretold, you have come. Enter and meet your destiny!β
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