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Anon is punished for his sins (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 hour ago

you didnt got to hell for the pirating. you went to hell for the leeching.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 hour ago

YOU WOULDN'T FEED THE POOR...

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 57 minutes ago

I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.

I have evolved since then, good times.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

The best Juarez

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 39 minutes ago

You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 hour ago

God is a Bastard