I want you to be a Gay Dean for the school board. https://youtu.be/-ar5zQeTdxw
I don't know why Dean Pelton is being posted so much, but I love it. Keep it...
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Beans. Jeans. Now Deans. I think next we go a little abstract and do Leans.
I'm hoping that we can skip spleens.
I'm hoping that we can skip spleens.
No. Do cool spleen facts. Link to medical research on the spleen. I want to learn more about the spleen; I want an expleenation.
But I'm hoping Dean Pelton stays a while.
(Also, OP, that is= URL parameter is just there for tracking.)
You have been subscribed to Spleen Facts!
Did you know that the spleen is the body's recycle center? It takes in dead and malformed blood cells and breaks them down for parts.
Fixed
It's a drive by deaning
Dean Dean Dean Dean
Happy Holideans
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day!
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
I'm begging of you please dont take my LAN
Ah yes, a gay dean and strictly only a gay dean. Just the right amount of different that I, a simple minded-voter, can tolerate. Anything more different would make me upset. /s
Yup just gay. Nothing else in the mix for sure.
🎵Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean Gay Deeaan!🎵
He was low key about it — a ninja gay dean
Ok everyone there is a race r- .... kerfuffle in the parking lot!!!
🎵_I’m begging you to not enroll at City College._🎵