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"First, it uses AI"
Nope. Stopped reading. Don't care.
There is a future where AI can simply look up the DNA for any individual you specify and it can perfectly reconstruct what they look like, at any age.
You're kind of describing forensic DNA phenotyping.
I imagine you could actually make an insane compression algo if you used AI as support for regular jpg compression. Not this way tho.