I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
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"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
"Creepy landscape boy" feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No "Horny Hill Henry", "Masturbatin' mountain mike", "Lickin' Lakes Liam", ....?
Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.
Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.
My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy "the creeper".
I dated a guy in college whom I (affectionately) referred to as “the caveman,” because he had a really prominent brow. My (unaffectionate) nickname in high school was “sleepy,” because I fell asleep in class once, and that was made up by boys.
I think most nicknames are a little unimaginative.
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One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000's, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
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How are you forced to see it? Just don't look at it?
If it's a teenager ... don't look at it was just about as effective as the D.A.R.E. just say no line.
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Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy
I don't understand how you propose fixes for cases like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don't even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.
Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you're DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl's nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, "Bruh, it's just winter," or asking why boys' nipples don't get hard when they're horny, would change their minds.
It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.
Yeah but isn't like this exact thing what big tech is doing?
That's because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.
And stupid as fuck, lmao!
Anon wasn't a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.
OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.
I mean yes, creepy boy... but not for the reasons she thought
Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday
Im pretty sure either she saw him doing the creeeping orr he told her his creepy hypothesis. And THATS where she gets the term from...
OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.
OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person's panties lol ewww wtf?!
Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don't be gooning that hard.
It actually sounds to me like they didn't learn anything
Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.
I learned that lesson a long time ago.
Next green text story incoming:
Me: tried being myself
Her: ew
Meh, happens sometimes
Well yeah of course. Lots of people may not like the real you. You just need to find one. Well unless she’s a cheating bitch and then you need two. Er… I mean … never mind. 😂
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clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class
I didn't learn this until my late 20s and that was really too late. It's weird once you realize you haven't been yourself for years, and when you start to try to be, it's like meeting a long lost friend again.
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"Oh yeah?? Well I won't have a date with a panty girl!! Panty girl!!! Panty girl!!"
- Anon if he wasn't gay and the story was even real
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
idk what your talking about, this hella happened!
I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.
but sypying on someone's panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?
I would recommend Please dont do that.
If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.
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When I was in school I had a crush on a girl
...and we see where it all went wrong.
I believe the first half of this story
Op on the tism
There were raspels voice other reasons
I got stuck on there being a correlation between class and color worn. If accurate, my best guess is a correlation between Laundry Day and Geography Class. That is, she ran out of undies she liked by that day of week, so dipped into her disfavored clothes stash.
Landscaping when he should be Manscaping.
His mistake was not having a map for a shirt. Maybe his shirt would work if it was photography class
Bet the clothes is just excuse and the one who wear it can't hide whatever personality they radiate, thus rejection.
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