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"Creepy landscape boy" feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No "Horny Hill Henry", "Masturbatin' mountain mike", "Lickin' Lakes Liam", ....?
Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.
Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.
My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy "the creeper".
I dated a guy in college whom I (affectionately) referred to as “the caveman,” because he had a really prominent brow. My (unaffectionate) nickname in high school was “sleepy,” because I fell asleep in class once, and that was made up by boys.
I think most nicknames are a little unimaginative.
Kids aren't reinventing the wheel.
Maybe he'll pursue a career in manscaping
Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation