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this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2026
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I always thought it was three seconds.
Well then good news|
Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess
Fucking and, uh..?
memory
Sorry do I know you?
If you finish in three seconds, does that mean you can't catch anything?
Duh!
working, sleeping, exercising, fishing, singing
Jeborkling, primarily
Woah, you too?
Five just rolls off the tongue better
just think of all the food I’ve wasted
I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.
That's when it's wet.
Look at her, she is
One.. Two.. Five!
"...if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I'm at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year's morning, during a soccer riot!" - George Carlin
I love George Carlin but describing a soccer riot in Calcutta is a special kind of American.
if it's not wet and not got debris or hair, it's probably good for me
taste some real interesting slimes that way too
Dunk it in toilet bowl water and it'll be fine.
Wow, I haven't seen this french lady Mélissa Theuriau) for ages. That's my sign to schedule a colonoscopy
She will assist the doctor during the process sir
I was just thinking the same. I remember when she was everywhere.