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I think this meme is old, but I still want to have this thing as much as the first time it was posted ๐Ÿ˜†

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[โ€“] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.

[โ€“] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station.

[โ€“] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago

Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo

[โ€“] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I suppose that's better if you plan on repurposing your crustacean station. If you get into MMA you can repurpose your menstruation crustacean station into a pankration crustacean station. Religion? You can make it a salvation crustacean station or a damnation crustacean station, depending on the flavor of religion.

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This guy Englishes.

And you're right. The purpose of the station is holding menstruation material. It's a menstruation station. And type is crustacean.

[โ€“] stevles@aussie.zone 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

[โ€“] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Gerblat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station

[โ€“] Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Why in tarnation can't we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we'll need a donation.

[โ€“] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder

i'm pretty sure we didn't get ours from this website. then again. i don't know. it was a while ago.

[โ€“] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Cute, I adore the crustacean! I use to keep all my stuff in a drawer, it was my own drawer!

[โ€“] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

A menstruation crustation in the urination station.

[โ€“] Fluke@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the place of urination.

[โ€“] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the urination location.

[โ€“] Fluke@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the location of urination and defecation.

[โ€“] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.

[โ€“] Blibly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

You don't deserve her!

[โ€“] Codpiece@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

She sounds a bit crabby.

[โ€“] Hond@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

please move in

[โ€“] jade52@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

I want one in my bathroom

It's very strange.