I just planted a face palm
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But a face palm doesn't unless you have really big hands.
What’s a Pokémon’s favorite tree?
Palm trees aren’t really trees. Theyre closer to grass
Then why are they called palm trees and not palm grass?
Strawberries aren’t berries. blue berries aren’t blue. Mantis shrimp aren’t mantis or shrimp. We are just had at naming things I guess.