It was a choking hazard
Only for those who're younger than 3. Isn't that too young for dad jokes?
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2026
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Filth, you will pay for your insolence
Your lack of age is disturbing...
who're
how you called me?
also, the joke didn't imply it was a choking hazard to one's self, but may be interpreted for their children
The joke didn't imply I was calling you, but may be interpreted for young pre 3-years old whores.