I'm gonna save people, but I will definitely also rob everyone blind. Weapons are expensive!
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2026
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Monk: My body is my weapon.
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Monk: But my weapon needs fuel.
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There's the question of when taking from the dead goes from grave robbing to archeology, but no matter the length of time it's always looting!