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One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.

Credit: Andrew R Gamboa

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[–] mtpender@piefed.world 5 points 4 hours ago

"I HAVE THE POWAH!"

[–] batdad90@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can’t decide between “There can only be one!!!” and “I have the power!!!”

[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

There can only be one stick, and he has the power to prove it. The beach has chosen its champion.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The power was in you all along!

[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 hours ago

The power was actually in the driftwood. He just unlocked it at the right tide.

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The stick of all sticks. Nice!