And then everyone clapped and clapped.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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This is a ChatGpT prompt followed by a "make it sound more human" prompt 3-5 times
Okay, maybe sometimes strangling children is the right thing to do.
our son has heard category a hundred times more than he's heard cat
Then you have failed him!
A) Cool story, bro. B) The fact that they think this lie reflects something significant about their business acumen tells you everything you need to know about corporate culture. Their only metric for competency is the amount meaningless jargon they're able to use throughout the day.
and then everybody clapped
I couldn't even read past the third sentence and that was the first thing that popped into my head.
What a total failure.
I don’t see any reference to the kid’s performance in alignment with APGs. She makes multiple references to clear KPIs while acknowledging his underperformance. Any toddler can mimic their parental units, but without a clear data-driven performance plan, I don’t see a future for him in that family.
There’s clear synergy between her and her spouse, but she admits to deficiencies in multiple KRAs. Delegation and outsourcing are powerful tools but must be specific, measurable, achievable, and relevant.
This kid sounds like dead weight, if you ask me. Lay him off.
I bet ChatGPT agrees if you prompt it right.
Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.
Pretty sad though that this is the story she wants so much to tell.
Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a very neglectful parent would spout online to save face instead of spending time with their kid. I doubt that person even knows when their kids birthday is, let alone their name half the time.
Though, that's just my take on all that.
I can’t imagine the spousal relationship that would survive long on corpo speak.
It's designed to allow for difficult conversations while removing the emotion. The only real problem is how impersonal it is.
This has to be satire, it has to be.
Even an alien trying to blend in with humans wouldn't write like this.
Also, learn how to properly format quotation marks, you silly goose.
I just looked up her LinkedIn profile, and it appears to be 100% not satire
With only a few tweaks to formatting, this could just as easily be a greentext.
LinkedIn had supplanted 4chan greentexts as the most unhinged freaks on the internet imo
At least 4chan doesn't take itself too seriously. These fuckers are deranged.
Fuck off Isha. He didn't say that.
Honestly… we’re in the worst timeline, and it’s things like this that add up to it.
Said child when he's in his 20's:
"I do not recognise myself in this story."
If the kid were being sarcastic and making fun of adults, this would be hilarious though.
It's actually pretty funny how kids can pick up on stuff they hear adults say. I have a couple of my own thathappened moments that did actually happen, but they're usually one offs and can be put down to kids just imitating what they hear.
This one though, this is made up.
Yeah, raising a kid is full of moments like this that nobody will believe but will crack you up. My guess is that this lady's kid did this a few times and she extrapolated it into a whole story.
I hope circle back dies
the tower of babel i tell you!