this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2026
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[–] grinka@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

Can roleplay sperm now

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A video like the famous "two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it's not gay" but it zooms out and it's this

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pumping those numbers up

[–] bleustenns@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Dude fuuuuck sorry I keep tripping and forget to fill the hole in (lol) every time :/

[–] key95@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Missed opportunity: fountain

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom! Can we get in the pool?

Okay, but just the tip.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That would be the hot tub and in a lot of places, they're adults only (or often 16+)... the kids would get the shaft.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Nice double prince Albert

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If anyone needs me I'll just be in the tip.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

That, and the heat is good for relaxing tense muscles.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Because it is right there... Balls deep.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, yeah, but what's with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?

Well if it's uncircumcised it could be rolled out as an automatic cover...

[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As a person who has slid over a wall from the hot tub to the pool head-first, I can tell you the bottom of a 3' (1m) pool comes up to meet your face much faster than you'd expect. I assume the fence is to encourage people not to do that.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 day ago

Pool volleyball, duh.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That fence between the tip and the shaft says something. It feels like those oddly specific warnings on things where you just know that thing happened more than once. I'm not sure what that thing is in this case, but it's definitely there.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Its to prevent people from having fun by walking the slippery slope

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Get yo **** wet.