Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad...

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago

And that's why you need shark repellent.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Knock Knock Who's There? LandShark Aaahhhhhhh!