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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live

[–] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

An eye is the one thing she needs

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.

The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It's no even fucking autumn!

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!

Why can't they just sell Halloween shit year round? Halloween is nicer.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

I saw that last year in the UK for a couple of shops. This year august was the start of Halloween/autumn stuff instead which is better than Christmas although probably still a little early. Now its September I have seen small sections of Christmas stuff start to appear in more shops though.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Hottest day of the year in the UK, Xmas shit been put out in the shelves. Halloween stuff was already out and selling 🤷

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago
[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago
[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Scavenger's Daughter has opened her eyes.

[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yup, but remember, "There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege".

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Wait... wouldn't it... make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?

Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

"You ain't much, but I want you for Christmas."

I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a.....

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm so fucking sick of this meme.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This worst kind of meme, the kind we'll never get away from because it's not at all based in popularity but in record company contractual obligation.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

O m g... The horror is comming soon...

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

spoilerBoop!

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

shit. i was just thinking "hmm. it actually feels like autumn outside today". sorry 'bout that. won't happen again. but i fear it may be too late to contain the beast.

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