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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live

[–] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

An eye is the one thing she needs

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.

The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It's no even fucking autumn!

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!

Why can't they just sell Halloween shit year round? Halloween is nicer.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

I saw that last year in the UK for a couple of shops. This year august was the start of Halloween/autumn stuff instead which is better than Christmas although probably still a little early. Now its September I have seen small sections of Christmas stuff start to appear in more shops though.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Hottest day of the year in the UK, Xmas shit been put out in the shelves. Halloween stuff was already out and selling 🤷

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago
[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago
[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Scavenger's Daughter has opened her eyes.

[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yup, but remember, "There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege".

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Wait... wouldn't it... make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?

Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

"You ain't much, but I want you for Christmas."

I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a.....

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

O m g... The horror is comming soon...

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

december will be celebrating valentines and easter.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

I wouldn't mind being engulfed.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dude, we're well into September.

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago
[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

honestly if you're like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger

fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard

also what didn't get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘

[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS..!”

[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it's in there.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Santa Baby and Baby it's Cold Outside creep me tf out... Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write...

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[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

all i want for September is no Christmas

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.

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