IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT THE CYLINDER REMAINS UNHARMED!
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2026
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Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
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Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
So they can destroy capitalism? 🤔
Or kill musk?
Hard to do the first without the second.
You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!
You can see all the circuits!
Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.
KILL ALL HUMANS
Hey, sweet mama. Wanna kill all humans?
Start with anyone over 1 million. Yeah that's right, I said it. Millionaires can go
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
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Seize the means of production.
How does one best seize bullshit?
Can they wipe out the rich nazis?
Who's ready to get up in that Nazi optimussy?
The optimussy upgrade is a subscription
It's equipped, but you gotta pay to unlock it. XD
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Can it give me estrogen?
Can it assemble an army of nanobots that will single mindedly attempt to convert Elon into paperclips?
Those hands look strong, can they choke stuff? Like people?
You know, to save the babies or whatever.