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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's up with drinking ciders?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some people are so deeply insecure in their sexualities that they believe the color and flavor of liquids you ingest will make you suddenly want to participate in same-gendered coitus. It’s really pathetic.

[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago

I swear they invent more and more shit to be fragile about

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So a gender identity thing?

And what about wine? Hard boys only drink the strong stuff, no?

Beer? Has female hormones in it!

[–] rindo25@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Why does this read like a Disco Elysium thought?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, it's a sexual orientation thing.

They think that liking "girly" drinks means you're gay.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

...so they really believe that fermented apple juice will make your sexual orientation "fluid"?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, it's a binary thing to them.

Liking things that women like = being gay. They're not very complex thinkers.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

But that's pre-schooler level.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

And that's why most of the world is fucked

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 5 points 1 day ago

Now you're getting it.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dunno, depends on if it's little fat lamb, goon or expensive plonk

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

little fat lamb

Other than wine that's about the cheapest abv you can get in Oz. One of the worst countries in general I've been to for drinking on the cheap.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

We are pretty expensive for a night out, still cheaper than Sweden

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[–] dektep@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

such honesty is refreshing

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

Like a cider.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some guys are so insecure and dumb that they think fermented barley and water is more manly and tough than fermented apples and water.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its weird because culturally in some parts of the UK cyder is what men and farmers drink xd

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Also in Brittany, in northern Spain, and probably many other places.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's either cider or guiness.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about fermented berries and honey?

Mead is Viking drink, must be manly! But berries add fruity flavours and colours that are girly.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing more manly than a man drinking a fruity drink and enjoying himself.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Word! Real men don't need their masculinity to be defined by others.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well they're not beers are they mate

(Disclaimer: I hate beer)

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I've had a Dickens' Cider!

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're delicious and I drink too many

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Hangover juice

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[–] Areexor@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Literally, I Owe You.

I don't have this provider but it's probably some type of deferred billing system.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

It gives you $5 credit and you pay it back when you top up next

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

That is maybe the most Aussie text chat I have seen in a damn long time.

[–] en1gma@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 days ago

You can’t have that honest conversation with an AI bot. Things we have lost.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What happened to the image? the white text on a green background is barely visible

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes, as Apple intended. Although it's fake.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JPEG happened. That should always have been a PNG.

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JPEG XL will be here soon. The next set of browser releases, so even lossy images won't continually reduce into a blocky mess of sine waves.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I feel like that xkcd about standards fits here pretty well

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago

Kyle is a real one.

[–] earl_emorning@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] mcheva@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kind of fucken drongo uses optus. What a bunch of useless cunts. Also fuck Telstra.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like Kyle.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am steadily liking Australia more and more over the past decade.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't use steam here unless you have a credit card. Most of us don't have credit cards. Already becoming a surveillance state

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

To be fair this is for adult content... But that includes cyberpunk and Baldur's gate

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