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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This would be funnier if Egypt was a democracy and not a horrifying dictatorship

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wait, when'd they become a dictatorship??

Edit: 2013?? How am I so far behind the times on this one?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Mubarak had been dominating the county since the 1980s. The 2011 to 2013 period was a brief period of not-dictatorship

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[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna make SO many slaves build this!"

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Pyramids weren't built by slaves

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[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago

Later that night he sat on the floor, in a onezy in front of his fireplace while his family, glowed in the enjoyment there young president had putting it together, until he fell asleep and his son carried him to bed.

But seriously love this

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Not when it's a despotic regime.

The elected President was murdered in jail by this stooge's boss.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That kid is such a glorious nuisance. The definition of good trouble.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just realized how good the deal he offered was. Partial repayment of Lego value and a silly little dance is far and away the best settlement that one could hope for. And they rejected it because...

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have a theory that Mormonism plays a big role in BAM’s behavior. It makes good business sense to settle with the LEGO owner—they’re a 400 million dollar company, so 100k is a drop in the bucket. BUT, the top brass is all Mormon, so if they settle, they essentially admit to being a thief. Public moral failures lead to total social exclusion in the Mormon community, and I’d wager that any hint of an admission that you stole from old people would make you a pariah in the church.

If my theory is right, then the totally over the top behavior of the management starts to make some sense: there is potentially a lot more on the line for them than just some money and Star Wars bricks.

As long as they don’t admit it, the rest of the Mormon community automatically assumes they are innocent (because a Mormon would never do that), but if Amon does the chicken dance, then that community protection is shattered and he’d be cut off from everything he seems to value.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

This honestly makes more sense than any other explanation I've heard so far. There's no reasonable way to account for this many unforced errors without veering somewhere strange.

[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So the community whose police department is corrupt to the core and exhibits blatant mafia tactics with nobody batting an eyelid would care about a business defrauding some poor sod? I'm not so sure tbh...

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

I think so, yes. Mormon’s stick together and have a bit of a victim complex. I think, due to their assumption that another Mormon can do no wrong, they automatically defend each other to the maximum extent.

So, when Amon calls and says “this man is stalking me and he made threats”, they not only believe it completely, but also see it as a sacred duty to protect their own. Furthermore, I’d wager that part of the over the top response is so that all the other Mormon’s see how “good” they are since they are defending their Mormon brother so hard.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Chaotic good

[–] percent@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be better to go to Reckless Bricks instead

Can confirm, Reckless Bricks does not steal from old people. Bricks and Minifigs, on the other hand…

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Half a pyramid is technically still a pyramid!

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago

The Pharaos would probably strongly disagree :)

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