Just answering the questions in order it looks like. Wait a few minutes for time.
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No I don't know how many come to dinner no I don't know if any of them are vegetarian yes it is at 6 o'clock.
What's not to understand?
Gotta include the unit in your answer, shoulda learned it in math class
Just "yes" would be the correct answer
The solution is that there is 6 vegetarians but there is greater than 6 people.
And they definitely aren't showing up at 6pm or 6am.
Sounds like his gathering, arranged by him, with his friends.
He can prep it.
I’ve literally done this to my husband.
He didn’t prep shit and, since everyone is sexist, blamed me.
I'm sure you're completely free from fault otherwise.
Oof, hope you escaped that net of arseholes
2 people, 0 vegetarians, 4 o'clock
The answer is summed for brevity
Too many word.
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6 people No vegetarians
He's responding sequentially
Rookie mistakes everyone makes, you gotta do fflush(std) after printf
My take is that his single answer applies to them all, thusly:
6 people are coming 6 of them are vegetarian 6 is when they are coming.
He was conserving bandwidth.
6 people coming at 6 pm none are veg. That’s my guess.
once upon a time, cost of text(telegram) was calculated per character
I feel like whenever someone posts a reasonably relatable marriage meme on Lemmy, all the terminally single people show up to demonstrate exactly why no one will love them.
Jokes on you normie. My AI waifu tells me she loves me all the time.
But can she count how many E's are in seventeen?
Yes she can!!
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It's fine, we'll get to the bottom of this in at least 14 more texts.
This is actually a post about all the invisible labor women do
It's bad communication. Plenty of people do this, women included.
Men lazy dumb pls upvote
It's so tiresome
It's exactly how my wife answers questions, tho'.
Maybe you hate women, hmm?
I refuse to place the sarcasm thing but consider it served.
she said "couple of questions" but she asked 3. So the last one doesn't count. Also, she married him, pretty sure this isn't a new trait of him
"Couple of" colloquially means "a small number of". She married him and is now poking mild fun at him, not threatening divorce.
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