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[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely the second one, but with sound on.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The second one is a lot more convenient

Imagine being able to fart and never shitting your pants.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Not to mention fashion forward

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

That's a big if there buddy.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i zip myself into my full jeans cocoon before leaving the house every day

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

Essentially, business onesies

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the second one makes me uncomfortable. not because of the easy butt access, that's a plus as far as i'm concerned, it's the flesh-jean seam. what are you using for your stitching?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

It's standard to fold over edges of fabric and stitch so wear applies to the surface of a fabric and not the loose edges

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

Never let them make you wear pants.

[–] realworldschlitz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’m confused are you trying to stay balanced in the water? Is ballast an issue?

[–] Toes@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

The war on pants will continue

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

2 would work, if you rotated your bra to cover your buttocks

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Arm through each pant, unzip the fly and stick your head through, but keep the button secured, otherwise your neck might get cold.