SatansMaggotyCumFart

Leftists are the political equivalent of the detroit lions.

Like technically they have a chance to win the super bowl but first they have to play a game in there.

I can’t wait to vote for Gavin Newsom as president.

Yeah the leftists won't have even made it to that point because they'd be infighting and purity testing still.

As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.

And I wish I was the bird house.