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I know a motherfucker didn't just call us bald. SHAHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIK
That's a frighteningly large number of eagles. Like an apocalyptic number.
And he's only using 1% of them
Its over 9000!
Pig: I AM IN CHARGE HERE!
eagles attack
Wizard: Do you feel in charge?
I didn’t have my glasses on yet when I first opened my phone this morning, took me a second to realize it wasn’t the cop’s arm coming off.
I would love to see the video these screenshots are from, if it's real. But I do suspect that it's made with ai...
Yeah, AI for sure. The branches to the left seem to disappear, for one.
Those eagles are also super small for a bird that typically has a 6 to 7ft wing span
You never been to bald eagle beach where mysteriously 1% of all bald in the US just chill with their wizard king?
I'd believe this scenario could happen in basically southern Alaska, possibly BC along the coast.
Bald Eagles actually do chill like this on the beaches over there, and we got -0800 on the bodycam stamp that indicates PST/PDT, pacific timezone.
Yeah, the outfits look like Juneau police outfits:

I can't find an actual news article or event, but... 2024-01-08 would be Jan 8th 2024 by US date format (EDIT: err I mean, US police use this format, probably others do as well) 14:43:13 = 2:43pm... small amount of snow on the pebble filled beach... you can see other islands or what not across the water...
... Yeah, seems like it could be Juneau, or thereabouts, to me.
Counting the camera guy that's 3 people total which narrows it down to only one or two places in Alaska.
Hahahahahahah!
To me, this sounds more like a druid than a wizard.
Officer: You're under arrest.
Druid: You have my rapt(ors') attention.
I never said the druid was any good at puns.
lol or a “woodzard” as the Druid in a dnd campaign I did called himself
You called?
Also my puns are fine >:c 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
The mystery of the droods
Now I want to assemble a wizard counsel... with him and the German Mud Wizard... wooloolooooo!
Shadow wizard money gang are libertarians and not invited. It's wizard time mutherfucker! Fireball!
Mud wizard needs to be jail breaked first
I tried that once and now my mud wizard is bricked.
He's not in jail. His mud wizard antics got him a fine of ~4000€.
Oh yaay. I didnt follow the trial
Is that the master of mud wizard of lüzerath?
Fuck with a wizard, get the incantation of Empowered Resist Arrest
The eagles! The eagles have come!
caleb widogasts backstory in cliffs notes form
A Critical Role reference? In the fediverse? Nein! (Doch! Oh.)
Play stupid games....