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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 17 points 12 hours ago

Her brother? Um, he's kind of tall, dark hair cut short, thick eyebrows, nice smile, bit stocky, very friendly and in truth I have a crush on him, too.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Does she even have a brother?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

I mean, same tree?

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Ah, the ol' tagteam wingman approach. Classic.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 20 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Pro tip: don't get into relationships with crippling insecurity

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 points 6 hours ago

He doesn't have a relationship.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Unfortunately I don't know how to quit myself

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

But Crippling Insecurity is my soul mate

[–] Klear@piefed.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Fuck you! Crippling Insecurity loves me!

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

No matter which of you's crippled by it. 😅