I do want to know the story of the bear who switched places with a human, though.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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I think it's called Brave
I'm beginning to notice that greentexts are about more mature topics nowadays. I feel like users of 4chan are less angsty teenagers.
I mean they still address rather unique situations but there's more nuance and depth and generally strangely an acceptance of gender fluidity, or at least finding love regardless of it.
I conclude that it's all fake and gay
nowadays
Clearly you haven't been to 4chan in at least 5 years, if ever. /b/ nowadays is 100% porn; posts like these I have not seen since forever.
There's a timestamp at the top, this post is almost 10 years old.
People always seem to try and characterize 4chan as a homogenous userbase, but it's possibly the only place on the internet where transphobic and trans-porn posts sit next to each other
To be fair, transphobes often fetishize trans people
fake: anon talked to another human being
gay: man flew hundreds of miles to stay at another man's house for the weekend
I did 100% think they were gonna get married until like halfway through lol.
There's still time!
I assume the bald one is the bear. But which one is gay?