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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Pretty sure that's just baking powder.

[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 13 points 15 hours ago

on the shitpost meter, you score 75%

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sure just come on down to the local police station /s

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Does the UK have laws about entrapment?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure why I just assumed this was Ontario

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Ontario

But you're right, that logo is definitely the UK one.

https://www.cityoflondon.police.uk/

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

City of London is the special little bit in the middle of London, the city.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Actually it's quite small, about a square mile compared to the fifteen thousand or so square miles making up Greater London.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And they need their own police force?

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Of course, ordinary policemen tend to take unkindly to eating swans directly from the bank of the Thames and other such blue-blooded affectations endemic within the City.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

This does sound like something from London Ontario though

[–] ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 21 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 20 hours ago

Speedball offers ok

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

We know what we got

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The pros put it in a nice little vials for you, color-coded for quality

This looks like some amateur hour shit

Edit: maybe it’s a scale issue… Maybe these baggies are bigger than they look…

Need an actual eight ball for scale 🎱

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Do tell what colour codes are being used

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

In this case, it's clear for cocaine

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 4 points 7 hours ago

See, this guy knows

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

oh, that depends on the region. dunno what the Brits use, and I know that in the US, it was different in NYC than it was in FL (Orl, Tmp, Mi) or the Midwest like Chi or MPLS or Detroit. Clear was usually tops, the brown then green then blue. then baggies.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So do they have the scale printed on the wall or do you have to ask?

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, you’re getting the bad shit

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 7 hours ago

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.