Phrenology's back on the menu, boys!
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My favorite Elizabeth Holmes satire is, and will remain Glendale from Centaurworld. They didn't have to mock Holmes that hard with the black turtleneck, the faux deep voice, the meaningless "synergy" lecture... but they did, and it's perfect.
My Tummy, Your Hurts. Saying No to The Yes of Stress.
ALLL HAIL GLENDALE!
(This is my favorite show. I have her book as a sticker on my laptop!)
Sorry, different models.
Mark has those extra-thin lizard lips.
Same dead eyes, though.
Lizardbreath Holmes
zuckerborg is an android, so it make sense. elizabeth is a emotionless alien shapeshifter coming to earth to take it over.
shes probably the OG model, since she was well known before zuck was in public prescence more.
Just saw the trailer for the next Facebook movie, and god damn does the Zuc actor nail the uncanny valley mildly robotic nature of him.
Mild?
birds of a feather clone together?
Zuckerberg isn't a robot or a reptilian in disguise.
He's clearly a tapeworm that completely hollowed out its host.
Elizabeth fuckerberg