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[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 29 points 6 hours ago

Would have been better as a CD-ROM...

Seeing as how he got ripped.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 135 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Ah, finally a new format the everyone supports!"

*goes to next computer*

Not supported

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At some point you just say "fuck compatibility", and format the card with F2FS without a partition table.

[–] librekitty@lemmy.today 2 points 2 minutes ago

F2FS mentioned!

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Hah, I see what you did there. Noice!

[–] notsure@fedia.io 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

...it means File Allocation Table, adding the 32 was just insult to injury...

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

FAT12 and FAT16 were a thing as well.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I remember having to implement fat12 in assembly. Good times...

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Should I add that to my backlog of things I want to but will never start?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Nope, there's already littlefs, FatFs and also lwext4 for microcontrollers.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

...i'm not interested in teens...you from the 80's?.../s, really sorry

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

12 isn't exactly teen, is it? ;) Must I have lived through it to know about it? :P

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean twelveteen isn't a teen?

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

I fear what that could mean for someone being eightteen

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Dang. 1,000,000,000,000 bytes vs 144,000,000 bytes. And in about 1/100th the size!

[–] Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

I think you mean 1,440,000 bytes

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 points 6 hours ago

Fatty took more bites and still lost weight.