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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nowhere in the poem does it say he's an egg.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 minutes ago

It should have been Humpty Numpty

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Next one should be a king with his men, begging him to come back to work.