I’d question why Mr.bunnys is doing semen-Magiks without me
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take them on a date to see obsession
Strap yourself on?
Marry her. True love will follow.
Men can practise witchcraft too
Help her with supplies for her spell obviously
Brace for the wild ride
Ask them about it. That’s a wild title and it’s a well worn book. There’s gotta be some interesting stories behind it.
That sounds like you're in for some incredible sex with maybe an unstable person.
10rule
Buy it, read it, bond with her over our mutual love of books.
Why is the witch in the cover art pouring a black liquid into the goblet? Is that... Should it look...
Guys, have I been doing this wrong??
Read it, obviously. There's bound to be all sorts of wacky shit in that time.
Steal it and sell it on ebay, along with everything else I can get.
If she's your "crush" it's not reciprocal. It's better to face that fact and move on, but no reason you can profit.
Her fault for letting her stalker in her house.
Color me surprised, it's real! https://www.amazon.de/Sexual-Witchcraft-Semen-Rituals-dominate/dp/B0FH5B1S1D
I'm married to a witchy women. It's great. Green flags all around except I have never seen that book specifically but looks like fun
I'll have a chuckle, then I won't mind it, because it's a crush so my judgment is impaired. Time will pass, and from one shitty tarot reading to yet another zodiac tantrum, not forgetting about the lithotherapy pushes, I will slowly come to see that my partner has an output on reality that is completely disconnected from said reality, in which I will feel lonelier and lonelier, until I'm not even feeling like I'm in a couple anymore: I'm the companion of a child in an aging body who has to believe in the magical to cope with the world, instead of being in it with me.
If it's all steming from traumas, I'll first try to have the partner consult a therapist.
If it's not, this couple is over. There is no difference between that and AI psychosis. Same with religious partners.
I’d definitely ask her about it first 😂 That’s one book I wouldn’t pretend I didn’t see