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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's poop breaks per hour, mind you.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 42 minutes ago

Thats hard work!

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 hours ago

*unlimited email plan will automatically reduce throughput to 1 email/hr when weekly count exceeds 500

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"emails per week: unlimited"

Just forward every employees email to him, he'll handle them all

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 53 minutes ago

He didn't say anything about dealing with them, that's an optional add-on.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 49 points 4 hours ago (4 children)
  • 48k
  • 96k
  • 192k

For those wondering

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 hours ago (8 children)

Are annual salaries a typical US thing? Rarely see this here in Europe.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 minutes ago

Yes, the company I'm at all employees are on a yearly salary. It simplifies accounting because you don't me d to tally timecards and have unique payroll each period.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Yes. People tend to be either hourly or yearly salaried. Some people are per diem. I don’t usually see per month, but maybe that’s more relevant to contract positions.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 22 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

Most desk jobs in the US are salaried. Salaries are quoted typically in annual terms, although payroll is processed typically fortnightly (meaning salary payments are transferred into your account every two weeks, usually on Thursday or Wednesday).

The US Bureau of Labour Statistics collects salary data across hundreds of job descriptions and reports this information regularly. Here are some median annual salaries (along with the monthly equivalent in euros) for various corporate jobs:

  • Human Resources Specialists: $75,940 (€5,500 monthly)
  • Buyers and Purchasing Agents: $77,710 (€5,630 monthly)
  • Budget Analysts: $91,640 (€6,640 monthly)
  • Market Research Analysts and Marketing Specialists: $78,760 (€5,710)
  • Paralegals and Legal Assistants: $62,890 (€4,560)
  • Lawyers: $159,670 (€11,580)
  • Securities, Commodities, and Financial Service Sales Agents: $78,660 (€5,700)
  • Real Estate Brokers: $73,220 (€5,810)
  • Billing and Posting Clerks: $48,500 (€3,520)
  • Secretaries and Administrative Assistants: $47,540 (€3,450)
  • Computer Systems Analysts: $105,850 (€7,670)
  • Network and Computer Systems Administrator: $99,130 (€7,190)
  • Software Developers: $135,980 (€9,860)

Some notes before comparing salaries:

  • Office workers work 40 hours per week, and lunch breaks are typically 1 hour. The most common working schedule is 09:00 to 17:00 with a 1 hour lunch break. Two weeks paid holiday is the minimum for most office workers, but three to four weeks is more common. Extra paid holiday is considered a bonus for loyalty. People who have worked for the company for a few years will gradually be given more.
  • Sick days in the US are protected by law, but unpaid. Some companies offer paid sick day policies, others do not and force you to use paid holidays if you want to be paid for those days.
  • Increasingly, companies offer 12 paid "floating holidays" per year which are used to cover public holidays. But there are only 11 public holidays leaving one extra to be used however the employee pleases. An employer that doesn't offer floating holidays will instead typically just pay the employee for those 11 public holidays.
  • Tax in the US is typically less than in Europe. A person making $100,000 annually would pay $13,200 in federal tax, and between $0 and about $10,000 in state tax, depending on where they live. The US also offers various tax credits and exemptions. For example, putting money into a retirement account means that the money deposited isn't counted as income.
  • The US, famously, does not have a taxpayer-funded healthcare system. Most office workers have decent to excellent healthcare coverage provided by the employer, and typically the employer pays for the majority of the cost. This ends up costing a few hundred dollars a month to the worker out of pocket for their family, typically.
  • Everyday expenses in the US tend to be cheaper than in Europe due to lower consumption tax. This also varies between US states, with sales tax (comparable to VAT) ranging from 0% to 10%. Sales tax over 10% is uncommon. 7-8% is typical.
  • Energy is cheaper in the US than in Europe. In my area, a gallon of Midgrade 89 gasoline, equivalent to Europe's 95 E10 petrol, costs $4.50 per gallon (€0.96 per litre), which is not far from average in the US. My electricity costs 10.8¢ (8.7 Euro cents) per kWh, but this is considered low nationwide because my municipality owns its own power generation; on average electricity costs around 18¢ per kWh (15 Euro cents).
  • The US is less dense and therefore commute times are longer. Most people drive to work. A commute of around 20-30 km is considered average for most people. A commute of 40 km is not super uncommon, but 50 km and higher is rare.
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Thanks for this info. I would say a 50+ km commute is fairly common in rural areas.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Most office workers have decent to excellent healthcare coverage provided by the employer, and typically the employer pays for the majority of the cost. This ends up costing a few hundred dollars a month to the worker out of pocket for their family, typically.

Compared to what? Because I still have to pay to see the doctor. And for supplies. And a whole bunch of other stuff that isn’t covered.

And a few hundred a month? Yeah, good luck with that d-tier insurance.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Compared to not having insurance, where you have to pay for everything.

Stale bread is better than no bread at all

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 29 minutes ago

Tell me you’ve never eaten stale bread without me you’ve never eaten stale bread.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Most office workers have decent to excellent healthcare coverage provided by the employer

lol -- they have shitty healthcare coverage provided by the employer, and it's only "decent to excellent" compared to what most other Americans get, which varies between "absolutely terrible" and "just avoid going to the doctor at all".

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

I learned that when they extend an offer, I ask for the health plan booklet. That can be a MAJOR cut people don't think about.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely the most common. Though it is more for showing off how big of a number the salary is. Like the fabled “six figure salary” (100,000+) is a big goal post in many people’s mind. If it’s not salary, we tend to use hourly wage. Though that’s more often for lower amounts

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Unless you're in a high demand, low worker base trade like linemen, pipefitters, riggers, ect, and have a good union contract with lots of availability for OT. I have friends building warships in Bath for like $45/hr with 50hrs guaranteed a week, but the extra 10 are optional, so there usually more like 60 available because shlubs are cool to go home at 40, which I don't disrespect, but man leaving that time and a half on the table is wild. If the general workplace social environment weren't SO TOXIC I'd be working there too, but I have thin skin and really don't like shop love until I feel part of the InGroup, which is the very toxicity I dislike. Oh the trades.

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

Idk IT in Ireland calc in those, gross salary/year. Cause you can have different taxes depending on your marriage status.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

These people look very tired.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

400 emails per week is CRAZY

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Not with Gen ai it’s not!!!!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And only 3 poop breaks? Is that per day or per month? As it's stated, it appears to be for the duration of the contract...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] inmate_p01135809@lemmy.world 34 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Are you being facetious or do you actually have to interact with greater then 80 emails a day?

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I send like two emails per day and it’s exhausting.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago

Some jobs really are email operator in a trenchcoat

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

I will read that many, sure, but a lot of them are reports with a line or two.

I send 10 to 20 a day from those 400.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

I can imagine someone who works in sales, marketing, support, or an executive assistant can be using email that much.

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[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

So, what happens if you do this in an interview, or attach subscription plan offerings to your resume?

Asking for a friend.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 hours ago

You get laughed at and told to get out.

Now, if you're an independent contractor you can start doing something like this but formatted a bit more official...

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Generally speaking, there is a little negotiation you can do around salary and benefits when/if you reach that point in an interview. That said, many companies will give you an offer and you can either take it or leave it. Showing up with a 'package' offering like this will get you laughed out of the room.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh if they get uppity I'll be showing up with a 'package' alright.

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