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There is a particular individual who believes that "Artificial Intelligence" is insufficient for describing AI. Therefore, he has seen fit to hold a vote on AI's official new name.

I must say, I'm not a big fan of these options. Why can't I vote for "Shitty Intelligence"?

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

I clicked this post expecting someone to be shoehorning in an "America". "American Intelligence (AI)".

[–] nibbs@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

I'll vote for 'T9 MAX'.

What the hell, I feel generous. Let's go with 'T9 MAX+'.

[–] Menagerie@pawb.social 2 points 14 hours ago

This is one case where renaming something after himself could be a good thing. AI shall now be known as trumped-up intelligence.

[–] kingkong@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

so how bout we call ai = fake intelligence or how bout no intelligence

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I say we go with fake unintelligence, so that we can shorten it FU.

[–] kingkong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

good idea its what trump is doing anyway its the truth of his intelligence

[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

If its named superior intelligence do we have to natzi sullute it too, and go along with its final solution?

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why didn't you write his name in the title of your post? Is it to evade people's filters? Ignoring consent is pretty rape-y, dude.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -1 points 18 hours ago

They say that people know who it is when people mention "that guy". I wanted to double check.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Still in favor of renaming it “A racist pile of linear algebra.”

[–] story@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

i vote America intelligence

[–] Lectral@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Personally, I think "simulated intelligence" is more accurate.

[–] tangeli@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm quite surprised he doesn't have American Intelligence on the list.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

Donald Extreme Intelligence

DEI

[–] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised he didn't go with Trump Intelligence.

  • Named after himself.
  • AI is actually stupid and is only good at manipulating so aligns with his level of intelligence.
[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you can’t see it you can’t be it

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] strop@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But is it learning anything?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Stochastic embuggerence

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Could anyone else in history possibly have been called a moron more times than this pedophile? He should handily win that contest.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TBF, ChatGPT probably does have intelligence superior to the annoying orange.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I flushed something earlier that did, too. That man is dumber than a bag of hair.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

I vote for Bull Shit (BS)

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about "pattern recognition"

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

GGM good guessing machine

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Bro really thinks it was the first word we had an issue with?

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

You can tell when it's his PR team posting and not himself.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uh, buddy--should you be posting this shit rn? You're in the middle of losing a war.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Dow is over 50k so the war is actually being won rn

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God, that feels like an ancient reference and it's only been a little over a year.

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uh that was just in February lol

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Was it? I swear it was last year.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Shiiiiit… it feels like a lifetime

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago

When every day is a new controversy, it gets hard to remember what happened last week, let alone a year ago.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You’re just jealous of his Extreme Intelligence.

[–] stellargmite@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It wont be HIS extreme intelligence until he bails them out. Which is probably soon with all the desperate arm flailing and scaremongering theyre doing . Oh, you meant his own extreme intelligence? Very funny!

Stepping aside from the dumbest man in the universe posting another idiotic thing- I fucking hate surveys like this. Jobs always do these at the end of they year.

How would you describe your job satisfaction: A) I have found the best employer ever B) This is the greatest opportunity I will have C) If I could work more hours for free, I would gladly do so

[–] s@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Supreme Intelligence actually does echo Marvel Comics’ Kree technological deity of the same name which just rips off the knowledge and works of people to basically just warmonger

Seems appropriate for this theft-driven hype cycle.

[–] eremophila@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Fucking daft country

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't republicans hate the SI system?

[–] graham1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

American government official discovers runoff elections

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

"artificial Donald trump oh great lord emporer intelligence"