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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

I always though it was so you could use a carabiner to buckle it to your belt.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago

Smol hol (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 221 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Syrup used to be stored in large, thick, clay jugs, a gallon or more. These vessels were pored by means of resting them on your shoulder and hooking a finger (or two!) into the loop for control.

These smaller bottles have vestigial loops.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 152 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago (9 children)

In 3 million years these bottles will look like crabs

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[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Next you're going to tell me we drank honey straight from the full-sized bear, aren't you?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 107 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hook catch to lower the bottle into hot water before serving the syrup warm.

Source: I love me some french toast, waffles, and pancakes.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Did .... did you just change my life?

[–] blueduck@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I like the cold syrup on my breakfast stuff, its more viscous and creates a nice hot/cold heterogeneity.

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 78 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Wait do non-canadians not have the little sixth digit on their hands for carrying these bottles??

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not on my hands.

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[–] Aerosol3215@piefed.ca 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Canada, the maple elfs are the ones that collect the syrup. After the great syrup catastropy of 1909, we learned the hard lesson that the elf rings (that is the technical name for these loops) could not exceed a standard unit elf-span. In Canada, we have a saying: "standards and codes are written in syrup. "

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

After the great syrup catastropy of 1909

Was that anything like The Great Molasses Flood?

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"many of the dead were so glazed over in molasses that they were hard to recognize"

holy shit

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

In the end, they were so sweet and sticky.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you can string them on a necklace.

Walk through a forest with a couple dozen empties strung around your neck and trees know what the fuck is up.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There so you can hook them to a Carabiner and carry them with you. As is tradition.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like no one has heard of hiking syrup before.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

one of my uncles told my nephews it was because canadians have a sixth, tiny finger on each hand, it's how you can tell they're from canada. they believed this for years, but I guess it's easy to lie to 5 year olds

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And sideways vaginas. Even the men.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I'm sure that you're speaking from a position of knowledge, but I fear how you gained it. (v)

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shut up! That's a national secret!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ack, the mounties are at my door! on mooses!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago

You hoser! Take off eh!

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And pouches on their tummies

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

to hold the syrup bottles, YES

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I think the shape is supposed to be reminiscent of a gallon jug, where the handle actually fits a grown human's finger. By scaling it down we're left with a handle that feels idiotic.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Also skeuomorphic!

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[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It makes it easier for the syrup elves to handle the bottles. Most people don’t recognize this part of syrup production and prefer to gloss over the cruelty behind their sweet treat. It can be ethically produced but most producers refuse to comment on their presence of elves in their operation.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s just not the same without being filtered through elven flesh

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[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago

It looks like it's for a keychain or carabiner. In case you want a hip flask of syrup, I guess.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

it’s to keep the butthole from closing around the top in a manner that would be dangerous.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

is-is it not where you hold it with your prehensile penis?

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Its a useless leftover from when the containers were stone jugs.

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