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[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"A shocking rise to power lies in your future."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Smh I don't want lies, I want truths

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if I were to tell you its lines of power.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lines? Now how is power related to cocaine? That's silly

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Hot Air Balloon Accident is actually a symbol of change, not necessarily bad.

[–] mamg22@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"What does it say then?"

"You'll go through a big change in how alive you are..."

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You're gonna die but you'll be happy about it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

it's a curious thing. makes one man fall out of a tower, makes another man fall out of a tower.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Baby, if this is love, I'd rather be single

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't there be two?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Changed into a blackened husk.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It lets you turn one glass card into tempered glass. You still get the multiplier but now it won’t break

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Can I buy a couple tarot packs?

[–] protist@retrofed.com 16 points 1 month ago

We had a serious hot air balloon/power line accident here in Texas 2016, and I met some first responders who were at that scene. For many of those responders it was the worst scene they've ever encountered. Sixteen people died. Anyway, sorry to bring down this shitpost

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

The weird thing is that’s not even a tarot card. It just showed up when you did.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It means you're in for a shocking surprise! If it were inverted it would signify the shock sends you down a dangerous path... Head first.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Change is a pun, you

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Surely she must have meant ley lines because they're all hot air.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Stupid sexy air

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

You get a cake next to your account name on the yearly anniversary of the day it was registered.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Happy cake day!

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Quite the tower you got their malm

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: it was upside down