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what do you need such a wide screen for? (feddit.org)

submitted 2 hours ago by gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 hour ago

And that round screen shows who is to blame.

[–] xav@programming.dev 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I perfectly understand this joke and that doesn't make me happy. At all.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 19 points 1 hour ago

Its not a joke. It is a call for help.

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Java class names be like

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 1 hour ago

Semi-serious answer: Sometimes your PC has only two working monitor ports, and you choose to solve the "need more monitor space" problem by getting bigger monitors.

The way I have my two monitors set up is fairly similar to that single curved display, so I could see this being a natural upgrade path for me.

[–] artifex@piefed.zip 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Given those pedals down below I assume he likes to check his side-view mirror a lot.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

He seems ti have a whole side view parabola

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 2 points 1 hour ago

Heh heh heh, compile errors.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I prefer two cheaper flat monitors side by side. When I need to I temporarily hook one up to a Raspberry Pi or whatever and look at it and my PC at the same time. There might be a way to splice two machines into one super-wide monitor, but this is dead simple.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Cross-platform Solaris/NeXTSTEP library developer, working freelance

(Specializing in Java and OBJ-C!)

Need it ported to RISC and/or DEC/Alpha? "I'm your guy!"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah, the joys of C++