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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 

E: this baby dicked Honda owner is laughing at the responses.

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[–] lawks@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I dunno. If you're 16, maybe have some scruples about who you fuck. Unfortunately, other 16 year olds will be cruel about shit. And this ain't to say don't fuck the weird, ugly, whoever, just have a good reason for doing it, I guess, you care about the person or some shit.

If you're 26, go out there and have fun, nothing matters and your peer group has matured and nobody gives a fuck.

I know that seems sad, but it's also reality, and I'm going to unfortunately have to coach my daughter in such a way that she avoids some shit that I witnessed in high school, the same shit I know many people here witnessed. And if the way to avoid being that victim is to maybe be choosy (or maybe don't go fucking people til you're a bit older, which is also going to be my advice with drugs and alcohol), then do that.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -1 points 6 days ago

Only fuck women because men make children. Easy to avoid preggers.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who took "baby-dicked" to be referencing experience rather than size?

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 214 points 1 week ago (26 children)

This is far too radical.

The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.

Yeah, that's why carbrains hate it. A "real man" drives a huge truck rolling coal.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The problem with civics is that they're inferior to the glorious fit

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah I had my (5 speed) civic till someone hit me & totalled it. Got an accord sport 6 speed and still have it, it's 12 now and still such a joy to drive. I don't drive much now so hopefully it lasts 12 more.

My brother got 300k miles on his Honda.

It's funny, my first car had 3 gears, second one 4 gears, the Civic had 5, and this one has 6 but also the best manual transmission I have ever encountered.

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