We're not asleep we're just depressed!
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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That's because of sleep deprivation!
repress your depression!
Don't make me start measuring things in decifeet just to be contrary. I have a measuring tape dividing the foot in tenths and I'm not afraid to use it.
Joke's on OP, this gets me hot. Like watching some foreign, kinky shit.
It's... .°˖✧Exotic✧˖°.
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First time i see deka with a k instead of deca.
Came here for the "acshully"
Stayed for the learning.
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Hey hey, US customary units are metric:
The majority of U.S. customary units were redefined in terms of the meter and kilogram with the Mendenhall Order of 1893 and, in practice, for many years before.
They just use weird provincial conversion factors, that's all.
They could be more metric. Just imagine this wonderful reality:
- 1 inch = 2,5cm
- -> 1 hand = 10cm
- 1 foot = 30cm
- 1 yard = 1 m (=3ft+1hd)
- 1 pound = 500g = ½kg
- 1 thou = 25μm
Funny thing is here in the Netherlands some people use pounds and ounces ( pond and ons in Dutch ) when they buy meat at the butcher. 1 pond = 500 gram, 1 ons = 100 gram
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Deka and Hecto are the metric system’s unloved children
Hecto used to be popular in sweden until like 2000 or so, when it came to food. Especially candy and charcuterie were priced and ordered in "hekto" (the "gram" dropped in speech).
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Yes please. I have no fucking IDEA what a mile is. What's a yard. A foot. Make it make sense
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I'm wide awake but here's an upvote.
Such a satisfying system