I have a female friend who is an Astronomer. I always call her Astrologer, especially at parties and such.
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Be thankful you haven't been punched in the face by her
I generally try not to yuck anyone's yum, I won't make fun but I will just straight up say I don't believe in anything spiritual or magical.
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Gay men too…
Esoteric girl fascism
A rather free love friend of a friend was trying to fuck guys from every sign of the zodiac, and she hadn't gotten to Cancer yet. As an amateur astronomer now, and a child who was raised by a lunatic into all sorts of woo, I declined on principle.
Look, have your fun. But woo is a relationship red flag for me. You cannot remind me of my mother if you want me turned on. I haven't gotten laid countless times. I don't need or want sex that badly. I desire someone I can trust to keep a firm grasp on reality.
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Better astrology than witchcraft. I have been through both in my younger days. I do have to admit, the witch was far more fun in bed.
Or you can just have a decent personality. I've never had a problem with both not believing in their astrology and getting laid. Just don't be a dick about it and talk about something else.
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