Seriously why is that lol
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I got my full horoscope done in a lounge chair in a club. She brought tables and everything. But my god was she cute.
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If they can predict planetary motions based on a sample of life events from a group of individuals with a balanced distribution of zodiac signs, then I will be convinced it is real.
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Most of the insane women that are crazy enough to spend time with me are, at the very least, in to horoscopes/tarot, so I maintain a base level knowledge on the subject.
They find it charming when I use I Ching to consult the Oracle when they can't decide what they want for dinner.
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I kinda find this post moderately offensive to women.
Actually it’s offensive to men too, isn’t it?
nah, not really. ive been there more times than i can count. it happens.
people believe in all kinds of crazy shit. its up to you if you can look past someones beliefs for a casual fling or something more serious.
i tend to not openly judge others for something that makes their life more bearable. life sucks, its confusing, and shitty, more often than it is rewarding or enjoyable. people never know what to expect, so they search for patterns to predict a better outcome for themselves, or at least a way to soften the blow of a potentially shitty outcome. some people like astrology, some people like drugs, god, the universal conciousness, whatever. pick your passion.
cant judge someone for being human, when you're a human yourself. we all believe in something absolutely insane, and we all want to fuck each other.
plus, it can be fun to imagine that the stars aligned just for us, on this night....isnt it? even if it isnt true. its a beautiful illusion, and it can be appreciated when you suspend your disbelief until the morning light washes away the night, and all its constellations. and replaces it with bad breath, bed head, and a hangover in a strangers apartment.
life is easier when you dont take it seriously.
some people like astrology, some people like drugs, god, the universal conciousness, whatever. pick your passion.
Now hold on... One of these things is actually real though, and has very direct effects on your consciousness. It's insane to include drugs in there.
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Unless of course they're born Giliac, in which case they need to be rounded up and put in cages for the safety of humanity
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Glad my partner isn't into it, but I am a decent enough actor to have gone along with it with past partners
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I chose making fun of astrology. Dodged a bullet there.
At least they don't get drunk & violent when their favourite planet is having a bad phase
Well yoooouu, don't get to keep your place mat from the Chinese restaurant then.
As long as they make fun of you for having an MBTI phase, then all is well in love and peace
My first girlfriend was one of that kind. I wasn't really making fun of it, but was pretty steadfast in communicating why it is just mumbo-jumbo.