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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

This is dumb.

What you should've don't was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.

Or make what I like to call "trauma smoke bombs" for the next protest

[–] majster@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I'm not grasping?

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls ...

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

What is the bait?

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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Beware the certainty of youth.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.

Whether they "look bad" depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.

I have a small, 3" urn of my mom's ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn't mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom's urn.

Slava Ukraini!

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don't fuck yourself over

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma's fascist ashes down the toilet.

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[–] blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 days ago

Taking "Rest in piss" to a more literal level

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing... AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!!

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Um, would this not clog your toilet?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 23 points 6 days ago

This guy has disposed of a body before.

[–] kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm really sorry. πŸ˜₯

[–] kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Instant Nazi* Grandmaβ„’ -- Just Add (Toilet) Water!

Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going

[–] Mercer@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah I'd do this_

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's right, it goes in the square hole!

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Sudden nazi grandpa revenge - clogged pipes

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